This huge strapon is going all the way up your ass

Such a cool new toy I got. Don't you think? What? You don't like it? I think it's awesome.

Can't wait to use it. Oh, you think it's a little big? I don't think so. It's like, what,

average? At this? What, you can't take average? Oh, you didn't think it was for you? You thought

it was for my girlfriends? Well, that's a mistake. No, it's for you. And I'm quite convinced

you're going to be able to take this. Maybe with some training. We will start small. Work