Reborn 2.0. the Gooner Genesis - Beyond Orgasmic Bounds

Ah, so you're ready to transform, aren't you?

To evolve from a simple, pathetic man to a true gooner, a devoted jerkaholic enslaved

to pleasure.

Let me take you on this filthy, debauched journey, stripping you of your mundane existence

and rebirthing you into the depths of gooning.