I sexually define myself as a combat helicopter. Even when I was a little boy, I dreamed of hovering over oil platforms, dropping fire bombs on vile enemy's. People say that a person cannot be a helicopter and that I am a dumbass, but I don't care - I'm great. The plastic surgeon will install blades, 30mm cannons and an AMG-114 Hellfire on my body. Starting from today, I demand that they address me as "Apache" and respect my right to kill from a height and kill without reason. If you do not accept me like this, you are a helicopter phobia and should check your transport privilege.… Pročitajte više