I am now totally fed up of having to write four words up to twenty times a day. NO CONTENT NO ADD It annoys me people want to be your friend on here but can't be arsed to read your profile which clearly states NO CONTENT NO ADD. I'm equally annoyed that the same prick has been routinely sending me a friend request for over a week now and not getting the message that I do not add people with nothing to share. He thinks that if he deletes the NO CONTENT NO ADD comments I've left on his page I'll somehow not remember he's previously sent me 3 requests and I'll forego my rules and accept… Pročitajte više

Hiya fart fans! It's Danni here again, long time no see! Hope the new year is treating you all well? Like many people I started 2015 with the best intentions. It may not be what you want to hear but I decided to tone up a bit and lose a bit of my blubber. So like many a lard arse I went down to the local gym in the first week of January and signed up for a year's membership. That's been an adventure I can tell you! You know that thing that works your thighs, the one where you sit with your legs wide open and the pads on the inside and you have to bring your knees together to move the… Pročitajte više

I love Christmas. I love the presents, giving and receiving, I love catching up with folks and friends, I love lazing in front of the TV watching movies I've seen a dozen times before already and all the festive specials, but most of all I love the food. Christmas Day saw me blitz everything on my plate. As is tradition I go back to the folks where mum lays on all the trimmings; turkey, roasted potatoes, mash potatoes, carrots and turnips, stuffing, pigs in blankets, parsnips and of course sprouts. Not many people like sprouts. They kind of endure them for Christmas because its tradition… Pročitajte više

Hello lovelies, it's Danni here again just in time for Christmas...though there's no way you could fit me down your chimney hehe! I can't believe how much you all love my silly little anecdotes, but I'm so glad you do and I'm happy to share them here via my lovely mate. So, when I last left you I was talking about the time I was trapped in a lift and how I stunk the place out before getting rescued by a very hunky very dishy fireman. I'm going to tell you what happened next. It was a couple of nights later when Brendan, that was the fireman's name, rang me. I'd just got in from wo… Pročitajte više

Alright you dirty fart fetishist fuckers?! It's Danni, here again. A 26 British BBW who has more wind than a hurricane! My mate whose profile this is told me all about how my last anecdote was so well received and that there's been a demand for more, so I've sat my big fat arse down (and don't you wish it was on your face and not this chair?) and decided to tell you another fart filled funny story. Trust me, I've got tons of them! Have you ever been trapped in a lift? I have. Now think about it. A lift is a small tightly contained box with very little air. When it breaks down b… Pročitajte više

Does anyone else upload galleries or photos to galleries only to find later someone official has come along and spirited them away? Now, if I've posted something that they deem I shouldn't, fair enough. But these pics get deleted with no reason given whatsoever. It really grinds my gears. Take my Gwen Dolan galleries....all deleted. No reason. Take my Butt Seriously gallery, uploaded yesterday. I put 65 photos in that gallery, today only 29 are still there. Again no reason given. This site can be really infuriating at times. All I'm asking for is COMMUNICATION!… Pročitajte više

A story from a BBW friend of mine... Hi, my name is Danni, I'm 26 and I guess you'd call me a British BBW. Basically I'm fat lol. Anyway, as well as being lardy I'm also windy. Or as you would say gassy. Basically, on account of IBS, I fart like a thoroughbred racehorse lol! And over the years I've come to know that men just love it when I do! It all started when I was 19. I've always been blessed with a big round arse and my boyfriend at the time just loved it (not the first, won't be the last!) He was really into facesitting too. Let's call him Craig. One day, I was straddling Crai… Pročitajte više