Roomates and You

It's great to finally have a roommate who I can relate to, and you know, we're almost the same size, we can share clothes and everything.

You know you're my best friend and I love you.

I know, I love you too.

It's just a shame we had to get that puddwacker to move in to help us pay the rest of the third of bills.

Yeah, but it gives us extra drinking money, right?